the 'NATURAL' skincare scam

Water (listed as the first ingredient) normally 75-85%! 

Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Behentrimonium Chloride, Behentrimonium Methosulfate, Benzyl Alcohol, BHA, BHT, Butylene Glycol, Butylparaben, C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate, Caprylyl Glycol, Caprylyl/Capryl Glucoside, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Ceteareth-20, Cetearyl Alcohol with Ceteareth-20, Cetrimonium Chloride, Cetyl Alcohol, Cocamide DEA, Cocamide MEA, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Coco Betaine, Coco Glucoside, Cyclomethicone, Decyl Glucoside, Denatured Alcohol, Diazolidinyl Urea, Diethyl Sebacate, Dimethicone, Dipropylene Glycol, Disodium Cocoamphodiacetate, Disodium EDTA, Disodium Laureth Sulfosuccinate, DMDM Hydantoin, EDTA, Emulsifying Wax NF, Ethanol, Ethoxydiglycol, Ethylhexyl Palmitate, Euxyl PE 9010, Germaben II, Germall Plus, Glyceryl Stearate, Glycol Distearate, Hexylene Glycol, Imidazolidinyl Urea, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, Isopropanol, Isopropyl Alcohol, Isopropyl Myristate, Isopropyl Palmitate, Kathon CG, Lauramine Oxide, Lauryl Glucoside, Lauryl Hydroxysultaine, Liquipar Oil, Methylchloroisothiazolinone, Methylisothiazolinone, Methylparaben, Optiphen, Optiphen Plus, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-150 Distearate, PEG-200 Hydrogenated Glyceryl Palmate, PEG-32, PEG-40, PEG-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, PEG-40 Stearate, PEG-60 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, PEG-7 Glyceryl Cocoate, PEG-75, PEG-8, Pentylene Glycol, Phenoxyethanol, Polysorbate 20, Polysorbate 60, Polysorbate 80, Polyquaternium-10, Polyquaternium-7, PPG-2 Methyl Ether, Propylene Glycol, Propylparaben, Quaternium-15, Quaternium-80, Quaternium-91, SD Alcohol 40, Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Sodium Coco Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Metabisulfite, Sodium Phytate, Sorbitan Olivate, Sorbitan Stearate, Steareth-2, Steareth-20, Steareth-21, Tetrasodium EDTA, Tocopheryl Acetate.